October 6, 2005 Comments Off on Scientism heals
… whether your sperm isn’t fertile, or whether your gay (Let’s just pretend it’s a disease, for reaons of simplicity!). Tom Cruise knocked up Katie Holmes.
Either one of those crazy bastards is coming out with a movie and they’ve jumped the publicity stunt into overdrive, or things have gotten terribly out of hand and Katie Holmes is actually pregnant. Although I could’ve sworn Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman adopted children because he couldn’t get people pregnant. Something about not having any sperm or preferring sex with men.