Dead Parrot

October 23, 2005 § 1 Comment

Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.


Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue…What’s,uh…What’s wrong with it?


Mr. Praline: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. ‘E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!


Owner: No, no, ‘e’s uh,…he’s resting.


Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.


Owner: No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!


Mr. Praline: The plumage don’t enter into it. It’s stone dead.


Owner: Nononono, no, no! ‘E’s resting!

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