Booh to gay people!

July 22, 2006 § 3 Comments

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know everybody has always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in Belgium.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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§ 3 Responses to Booh to gay people!

  • Mich says:

    Schitterend 🙂

  • Neal says:

    I have to admit this is kinda funny but here is putting it in a true perspective bit by bit.

    1. with all the evidence against homosexuality, the argument that it is natural and immutable is the only chance for the smokes and mirrors of the far left has left.

    2. being around people of fornication and homosexual background does tend to convince people to experiment.

    3. marrying pets is far down the road, next is polygamy which they are already working on and then incestuous marriage.

    4. immaterial to the matter of gay marraige

    5. no one is condoning ms. spears’s actions.

    6. i do not like the idea of using procreation but it is the central reason marriage was first instituted.

    7. despite the rhetoric used to legalize gay adoptions, studies show nearly one in three children raised by gays become gay themselves. this is approximately 6-7 times the average.

    8. i stay away from the religion arguemnt when it comes to legal marriage, only for the government to endorse the lifestyle that is better for society.

    9. it is not that children of gays are not able to succeed but they do have a better chance with a mother and a father as studies have shown them to be better adapted. \

    10. a nation should never fly toward anarchy as progay nations do.

    well i hope this bit of common sense found some way into that tiny brain of yours….American Independant Researcher, Neal.

  • Mike says:

    Is your argumentation for my brain being little as well thought through as above arguments (number 6!)?
    Please enlighten me 😉

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